Care what others think?
Here is what they said:
At Camp Gold Star, we strive to include everyone and make them feel at home. We also go out of our way to make sure that each of you has a unique eperience when visiting us. We have decieded to include the following comments below in hope you get a better understand of what we are all about.
Each and every one of the quotes below was left behind in our annoymous "tip" jar that sits on the bar. Feel free to stop by our camp and let us know what YOU think.
"This place was the fucking bomb, yo! I was, like, totally wasted on gigglepig at this fest last season, when I wandered up to this group of totally crazy humans wearing the craziest tribal shit. When I asked them who they were, they just, like, patted me on the head and gave me a lollipop and were all like, "everything will be all right", and kept saying other weird shit as they threw a bunch of coloring books at me and put a sticker on my head. And I was all like "dude, WTF!" but then they gave me a trophy for having the most open third eye and told me I won Burning Man, and I was like "No WAY, bro!" and then we smoked. Good times." - SwagKnight69
"I was really excited about Camp Gold Star, because I love prizes. But when I showed them my locally-sourced organic bio-diesel solar powered uni-trike, instead of an awesome trophy, all I got was a hug and a cup full of something with mushrooms in it that they claimed was food. Omigod. It was the worst. Camp. EVER and I can't wait to post this review on Yelp!" - Claire
"This camp is nice, but I couldn't quite tell if they loved me or were making fun of me" - anonymous
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"At Camp Gold Star, I got offered an "Ebola-Free" hug; and unlike some other burner art, this kinda lived up to the hype, because, as advertised, the hug was almost completly free of Ebola"
"1 out of 10, would NEVER camp here again. I hate the taste of mushrooms"
"This camp sucks! What the fuck are they doing at Burning Man? There was no Dubtep AT ALL. AND they yelled at me when all I did was leave one stupid glowstick on the ground!" - Brad
"I don't know if this woman was a pre-school teacher or what, but when I went to Camp Gold Star, the girl behind the bar almost... well, I dunno... its almost like she treated me like I want to be treated. And that was... surprising... since the place looks like such a shithole." - Michael
"Decent camp. Fun idea, but the execution was a little rough. Could use more deco. And it would have been better if they'd started the labial massage workshop ontime."